splurge on a muffin once a week and I was like, you're kidding, right?

I know! I'm generally very good about being careful, but that biscuit has been my weekly junk-food splurge for years and years. Breaking the Tuesday Hardees habit will probably be much more difficult than anything else I do this October. (And the ladies there are so nice! They know me! They'll miss me! How can I deprive them of the joy of my smiling presence?)